Overheard New Yorkers Have Lots of Love
Be sure to check out all of my Best of Overheard in New York category… Daughter: Belle looks so beautiful.Dad: I think you’re mom is prettier.Mom: Oh, thanks, honey.Guy behind them: Someone wants to...
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Black girl: Hey, mister, can we pet your dog?Tough guy with groomed white poodle on leash: Sure.Black girl to friend: See, that’s what a poodle looks like when a white man owns it.–10th &...
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Drunken cheerleader to fat friend: We’re the hottest non-lesbian girl couple ever.–68th & Lex JAP: He asked me to rub his chest hair. I was like, ‘Can I braid your chest hair, put little beads on...
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Cashier: In 20 minutes I can go home… Go home and play some video games.Middle-aged lady customer: Yay!Cashier: Either that or drink.Middle-aged lady customer: Why not both?Cashier: Well, then my mom...
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Overheard New Yorkers are Funny
Woman passerby: Come on, you fucking tourists! Get a life! It’s only a fucking cupcake!Girl in line, mockingly: Oh my god, you’re making such an important social statement!Old lady in line: Seriously,...
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Overheard New Yorkers are Geniuses
Hipster: The Statue of Liberty would be so much cooler if she had a cigarette.–D train Woman smoking outside bar: That’s what I love about City College – we’re all geniuses at City College!–238th St,...
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Overheard Harry Potter excites New Yorkers
Boyfriend: So you went home, drank two Smirnoff Ices, watched Harry Potter one and a half times, and masturbated twice?Girlfriend: Yep. –City Hall Park Lady #1: The doctor has me on all kinds of...
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Overheard I Overheard that Too!
Girlfriend to boyfriend: Seeing the genitals of a corpse is, like, a huge turn-off.–Bodies Exhibit, Fulton St Yuppie to toddler sitting on friend’s lap: … And the benefit of wearing Nike clothing is...
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Overheard The Internet Has No Porn
A little Overheard in New York to make you smile… Freshman #1: Let’s not kid ourselves — the men who shop at Sears do not care what the underwear looks like on other men.Freshman #2: Sears catalogs are...
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Overheard New York is the New Silicon Valley
NYU guy #1: I was watching that Dateline show, To Catch a Predator last night on TV.NYU guy #2: Chris Hansen is the world’s biggest cock-block.NYU guy #3: Chris Hansen? Didn’t he invent the...
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Overheard New Yorkers are Nice and Friendly Now
As always, trying to lighten up your day with a bit of laughter at other people’s expense. Luckily, with Overheard in New York, everyone is anonymous. So enjoy laughing at what New Yorker’s say and...
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Overheard in New York today is Friday
Wooo! Friday! Finally! Even though that should be enough to cheer you up, here are the best of Overheard in New York recent posts… Enjoy.. British art guy: You know what I love about...
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Overheard it’s Friday – WOOO!
A little best of Overheard in New York from the week to make your Friday even better! Girl: But what if he doesn’t want to have sex with me?Male friend: Oh, please. Banging exes is like the number two...
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Overheard it’s Friday Again!
I have quite a bit of good Overheard in New York’s this week, so I’ll get right to the crazy things that people say… Man, slamming on hood of taxi inching forward: Hey! I’m walkin’ here! [Turns to...
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Overheard it’s Monday in New York
Hardhat #1: Did you check out my wall lately?Hardhat #2: Uh, no.Hardhat #1: Dude! You should! That chick I was telling you about, she wrote all over it.Hardhat #2: No shit!Hardhat #1: Things I can’t...
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